Mission Patch Tee
Heavy cotton tee with the full astronaut badge print.
$32
First launch collection
Monkey Farm
The Monkey Farm is inspired by the real stories and urban legends surrounding a mysterious primate research facility once rumored to exist near Orange Park, Florida during the height of America's Space Race.
What began as whispers about NASA-connected monkey testing evolved into decades of conspiracy theories, local folklore, and unbelievable tales passed from generation to generation.
The Legend
Orange Park rumors, Space Race shadows.
Locals spoke of hidden labs. Night transports. Government contracts. Monkeys trained for missions beyond Earth.
And then came the darker rumors... Experiments that crossed ethical lines. Human-animal hybrids. Subjects that were never meant to leave the facility.
Most dismissed the stories as myth.
Others still aren't so sure.
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Launch essentials
Orbit Hoodie
Soft fleece hoodie with oversized center chest artwork.
$58
Launch Cap
Structured cap with a compact embroidered badge.
$28
Mission Insignia Decal
Weather-resistant decal with the high-contrast badge artwork.
$24
Flag Mission Patch Tee
Heavy cotton tee with the moon flag astronaut badge print.
$32
Flag Orbit Hoodie
Soft fleece hoodie with the full front-facing mission badge.
$58
Flag Launch Cap
Structured cap with the alternate moon mission badge.
$28
Flag Mission Insignia Decal
Weather-resistant decal with the alternate moon flag artwork.
$24
Wordmark Mission Patch Tee
Heavy cotton tee with the clean Monkey Farm wordmark badge.
$32
Wordmark Orbit Hoodie
Soft fleece hoodie with the bold horizontal Monkey Farm mark.
$58
Wordmark Launch Cap
Structured cap with the clean logo mark across the front.
$28
Wordmark Mission Insignia Decal
Weather-resistant decal with the die-cut Monkey Farm wordmark.
$24
Lab Mission Patch Tee
Heavy cotton tee with the containment lab badge print.
$32
Lab Orbit Hoodie
Soft fleece hoodie with the full lab containment mark.
$58
Lab Launch Cap
Structured cap with the experimental Monkey Farm badge.
$28
Lab Mission Insignia Decal
Weather-resistant decal with the black lab badge artwork.
$24
Drop 001
Countdown goods for earthbound missions.
Next restock
06.14
Tees, hoodies, caps, and sticker packs.
Quality
Start lean, look premium.
Small catalog
A focused first drop keeps cash risk low and makes the brand easier to remember.
Made to order
Print-on-demand lets you launch without buying boxes of unsold inventory.
Bold mark
The space badge is strong enough to carry tees, hoodies, hats, labels, and packaging.